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تاریخ:پنجشنبه 26 بهمن 1391-11:26 ق.ظ

بخند تا دنیا بهت بخنده

غضنفر در گوش راننده پچ پچ میکرده.میگن چی میگه ؟

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ﺩﺭ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﻪ ﮐﺴﺎﻧﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺩﺳﺘﺘﻮ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺩﻣﺎﻏﺖ ﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ “ :ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﯼ ﻓﻼﻧﯽ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯽ ﮔﯿﺮﯼ ؟”


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