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تاریخ:پنجشنبه 26 بهمن 1391-10:26 ق.ظ

بخند تا دنیا بهت بخنده

غضنفر در گوش راننده پچ پچ میکرده.میگن چی میگه ؟

راننده میگه : بابا دیونم کرده میگه چپ کن بخندیم!

ﺩﺭ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﻪ ﮐﺴﺎﻧﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺩﺳﺘﺘﻮ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺩﻣﺎﻏﺖ ﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ “ :ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﯼ ﻓﻼﻧﯽ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯽ ﮔﯿﺮﯼ ؟”

ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺳﺮﯾﻊ ﺩﺳﺘﺘﻮ ﺩﺭﺑﯿﺎﺭﯼ ﻭ ﺑﮕﯽ “ﺑﯿﺎ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻮ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ… ”

ﺧﺪﺍ ﮔﺮﻩ ﺍﺯ ﻫﻨﺪﺯﻓﺮﯼ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺣﻖ ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻋﺰﯾﺰ

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جمعه 1 خرداد 1394 02:01 ق.ظ
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جمعه 18 اردیبهشت 1394 09:38 ب.ظ
ازجوکهایی که درمورد پسرا بود خیلی خوشم اومد
ولی حق ندارید دخترا رو مسخره کنید
سه شنبه 12 اسفند 1393 05:21 ب.ظ
یکشنبه 3 اسفند 1393 02:03 ب.ظ
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یکشنبه 3 اسفند 1393 02:03 ب.ظ
یکشنبه 3 اسفند 1393 02:01 ب.ظ
پنجشنبه 23 بهمن 1393 11:00 ق.ظ
تبادل لینك جووووك
پنجشنبه 6 آذر 1393 03:55 ب.ظ
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پنجشنبه 6 آذر 1393 03:55 ب.ظ
خیلی باحال بوددمتونگرمفقط می تونم بگم به قول بچه مدرسه ایا خخخخییییللللیییی خخخخووووبببب بود
پنجشنبه 6 آذر 1393 03:49 ب.ظ
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پنجشنبه 6 آذر 1393 03:46 ب.ظ
خیلی باحال بود. دمتون گرم
شنبه 14 تیر 1393 02:21 ق.ظ
سلام جکهای شما از جهاتی خوب بودن
شنبه 14 تیر 1393 02:20 ق.ظ
سلام جکهای شما از جهاتی خوب بودن

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