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حسی که برای زنگ ورزش به خصوص تو دبستان داشتم،

حتی برم لالیگا ام به دست نمیاد !!!

اصن شب قبلش خوابم نمیبرد ...


از بچگی دوست داشتم رو پل صراط پوست موز بندازم !!!


شما دخترا خجالت نمی کشین ؟!!!!


کلی ظرف هست که الان باید بشورین بعد اینجا نشستین ...


ﺍﻣﺮﻭﺯ ﻛﻪ ﺍﺯ ﺧﻮﺍﺏ ﺑﻴﺪﺍﺭ ﺷﺪﻡ

 ﺍﺯ ﺧﻮﺩﻡ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪﻡ : ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﭼﻪ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻮﻳﺪ؟

 ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﺍﺗﺎﻗﻢ ﭘﻴﺪﺍ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ،

 ﺳﻘﻒ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺍﻫﺪﺍﻑ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺵ !

ﭘﻨﺠﺮﻩ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺩﻧﻴﺎ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻨﮕﺮ !

ﺳﺎﻋﺖ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﻫﺮ ﺛﺎﻧﻴﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺍﺭﺯﺵ ﺍﺳﺖ !

ﺁﻳﻴﻨﻪ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﺯ ﻫﺮ ﻛﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎﺯﺗﺎﺏ ﺁﻥ ﺑﻴﻨﺪﻳﺶ !

 ﺗﻘﻮﻳﻢ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺑﻪ ﺭﻭﺯ ﺑﺎﺵ !

ﺩﺭ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺩﺭ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻫﺪﻑ ﻫﺎﻳﺖ ﺳﺨﺘﯽ ﻫﺎ ﺭﺍ ﻫُﻞ ﺑﺪﻩ ﻭ ﻛﻨﺎﺭ ﺑﺰﻥ !

ﺯﻣﻴﻦ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺑﺎ ﻓﺮﻭﺗﻨﯽ ﻧﻴﺎﻳﺶ ﻛﻦ !

 ﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺁﺧﺮ، ﺗﺨﺖ ﺧﻮﺍﺏ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﻭﻟﺶ ﮐﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ بخواب ...


میگن : تو جهنم یه جایی هست که خودتون ایشالا میرید میبینید

من که میرم بهشت ...




رفیقم تعریف میکرد :

امروز ناهار آبگوشت داشتیم ، طبق معمول منو و داداشم سر استخون قلم ، دعوامون شد ...

مامان از تو آشپزخونه داد میزنه :

چتونه خونه رو گذاشتید رو سرتون ، مگه شما سگید که بر استخون دعوا میکنید ؟؟؟

صد بار گفتم استخونا برا باباتونه ...!!!؟؟؟




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